Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Training Session

Mom!!!  Do I smelled da treets?  YESSSSS!!!  Mmmmm me me me me!  Happy happy dawg!

Wayt jus wun mihnut, you wants me to WHAT?!  for da treet?  Jumped you say?  For da littul treet wut only last a mihnut?  PFFFFTTTT no way!  ::Growly Growly::, gimme da treets hyoman!

Ok wayt, mebbe don't putted dem away.  We kin komprimys?  No jumped for you, but I kin do grayt impursunashuns.....watch dis....I is germun shortlegged pointer dawg who pointed at da treets!

No?  Still nuffin?  Ok, mebbe dis....I is minachur wolf dawg who do howul at da treets!  AAAAOOOOOOO!!!
NO? Not gud enuf?  Laydee I iz not gunna jump.  Mite as well jus gimme dem treets wut is in yer hand.  I iz most stubern dawg and I refyoos.  Won't....chaynge...miynd....
Wayt!  Did I jus heer da big dawg eated some treet?  You gif dat big dawg treet?!  Hey big dawg - I wuz thinkin' we wuz teem!  You 'posed to gotted my bak!  Why you doin' dem triks for her?  Well, PFFFFT on you mistur!!!  FRENDS OFF!!

Mebbe I just runs away from heer- dis iz most unfayr just for da jumps.  I iz bliynd, dis is reezun I gets wutever I wants.  I turns my bak on all of yous.
One second passes.
Two seconds pass.
Three seconds pass.

Mom?  Hey mom!!  I do still loves you da mostest kay?  You kin putted da kamera away and cuddled me now? 

Kisses & Snuggles,
Buddy Dawg

Note from mom:  I did put the camera away and we did cuddle.  Alas, still no jumps.  You may think this story is slightly exaggerated for the blog.  I assure you, this is almost exactly how our training session occurred.  That is one damn stubborn little dog. 


  1. Aww Buddy! That is no fun. Mom is working with me on making my commands 100%. It means that I have to do everything I know and do it everytime and I still only get a treat every couple times (unless it is a new or hard trick, then I get one every time). I think this is very unfair and is discrimination to my tricks. They all deserve fair treatment I say. Mom just laughs.
    Hugs and Tail Wags,

  2. Hey Buddy! You can link to my bloggy, no worries. That sign is for humans, not doggies such as yourself.

    I love training too, but sometimes I get impatient and howl and dance around (oops, bad dog). Just keep those foodables coming.


  3. Buddy - sometimes it's most best to stick to your guns. Don't want to make things TOO easy for our humans cuz they would prolly get bored if we did. Besides, cuddles are almost as good as treats and you don't have to do anything for those!

    Wiggles & Wags,

  4. buddy!
    my mama is givin' me a hard time about this trainin' stuff, too. she wants me to learn how to "go to bed" when the doorbell rings or just when she needs me to be out of the way. hmmmph. i say totally lame-o! we gotta stick to our guns! cuddles are a pretty good compromise. :)
    the booker man

  5. Hello there Buddy!

    Great to meet you! We hope we can be better friends in the blogworld. We sure hope you get more treats and learning can be so much fun too!

    We invite you to visit us in our world. We'll be waiting.

    -Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Pai, Wai-Max & the Piappies

  6. BOL I see my dog training tips were finally heard by someone. Of course now you have a reputation to live up to. Keep up the excellent training my furiend! Wait, I smell treats, g2g bye

  7. Well Buddy Dawg I think you just did a whole lotta tricks! And deserve a lotta treats~