Life from the view of an eyeless pup - and his BFF.
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Mom!!! Do I smelled da treets? YESSSSS!!! Mmmmm me me me me! Happy happy dawg!
Wayt jus wun mihnut, you wants me to WHAT?! for da treet? Jumped you say? For da littul treet wut only last a mihnut? PFFFFTTTT no way! ::Growly Growly::, gimme da treets hyoman!
Ok wayt, mebbe don't putted dem away. We kin komprimys? No jumped for you, but I kin do grayt impursunashuns.....watch dis....I is germun shortlegged pointer dawg who pointed at da treets!
No? Still nuffin? Ok, mebbe dis....I is minachur wolf dawg who do howul at da treets! AAAAOOOOOOO!!!
NO? Not gud enuf? Laydee I iz not gunna jump. Mite as well jus gimme dem treets wut is in yer hand. I iz most stubern dawg and I refyoos. Won't....chaynge...miynd....
Wayt! Did I jus heer da big dawg eated some treet? You gif dat big dawg treet?! Hey big dawg - I wuz thinkin' we wuz teem! You 'posed to gotted my bak! Why you doin' dem triks for her? Well, PFFFFT on you mistur!!! FRENDS OFF!!
Mebbe I just runs away from heer- dis iz most unfayr just for da jumps. I iz bliynd, dis is reezun I gets wutever I wants. I turns my bak on all of yous.
One second passes.
Two seconds pass.
Three seconds pass.
Mom? Hey mom!! I do still loves you da mostest kay? You kin putted da kamera away and cuddled me now?
Kisses & Snuggles,
Note from mom: I did put the camera away and we did cuddle. Alas, still no jumps. You may think this story is slightly exaggerated for the blog. I assure you, this is almost exactly how our training session occurred. That is one damn stubborn little dog.