Tuesday, July 6, 2010

The mom is calling all dog lovers - urgent! UPDATE - SAFE!!!

Miss Lily is safe, warm and loved in a foster home.  Thank you all for your thoughts, prayers, and especially a huge thank you to Stellaluna and her mom for her cross-posting.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Calling to order the first meeting of Sh*t Eaters Anonymous

Hullo, my naym is Buddy an' I iz a sh*t eetur.  Iz been 2 howers sins my last snakkies on da poo.  ::Hi Buddy::  Mom sed dis most delektabul treet iz not reely treet at all, iz most diskusting an' I bettur kwit.  Dis is why I joyn S.E.A.  I must brayk dis habit.  Furst step of S.E.A.

1.  We admit that we are powerless over sh*t - that our lives have become unmaneageable.

Well, dis is not all da way tru, see I liyks to eet da poo.  Da only stuffs wut is bettur is cheez.  Iz mom dat haz dis ishu.  Her iz alway say "Damnit Buddy, NO!"  "Buddy leave it."  Buddyyyyyyyyy - eh eh eh."  "Drop.  Drooooop. DROP IT!"
MMMMM, poo!!!

Harumph, I wud liyk to seed her drop a stayk or lobstur if I wud yelled at her.  No way, no how.  My liyk of da poo iz not unmanujibul eever.  I iz veree pickee on dis doodoo dat I chewchew. But ok mom, cuz I luv you - I will pawndur dis. 

Wut do you meen der is 12 steps????  Jeez.  Kin you not jus tayked my word?  Oh, rite - I sed I wud kwit eeted da poo before huh?  Ok, 11 more steps. We wud worked on wun step eech week until my deeziyr for poo is no more.  Dat iz most you kin asked of me, mom!

So, dis meeting of S.E.A. wud be tayk plays evury Friesday until I haz compleet all da steps and iz eet no more poo from da yard.  You, my bloggy frends, iz welkom to be membur if you wanted, but if you wud liyk to keep dem reefiyn tastes of da poo and no stop - trusted me, I gits it.
Are you a sh*t eater?  Well, are ya?

Also, last stuff for you wut is - - mom is leeve for SeeSiyd, Origun wen da sun comes up agin.  Sins she wud be goned we won't haz menne story of my advenchurs.  So we iz gonna do a "Ask Buddy Anything"!  You cud ask me (or my brudder dawg) kweshtuns abowt us and our life togever, or abowt trayning, or abowt bliyndees, or abowt why da sky is blew.  Wut ever you do wanted.  I wud answered dem kewshtuns all next week until mom getted home.

Kisses & Snuggles,
Buddy Dawg

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Dear mom part 2

Dear Mom,

As the little dog has said, we miss you.  Terribly.  We are sad without you here.  Since my brother's pitiful plea for your return has not worked, I am forced to go with a bribe.  In exchange for your swift return, I am prepared to pay you with one, extremely fun, slightly used tug toy.

Ok, how about ALLLL my favorite toys in the world?  Will you come home now?
Buddy interupts:  Wayt brudder, dat is yer most fayvorit stuffy toy wut you loves to played wif evry day!!!

Oh, right...... all the toys.....except this one. I need this one.
Come home mom, I miss you!

Maxim the Big Dawg

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Dear Mom

Deer Mom,

I knowed you does da workstuffs so dat you cud byed me lotsa gud nommies and da big dawg all his stuffies.  We does appreshiayt dis.  But when you leeve for da trips, liyk dis week you iz goned away, we misses you.

You kin come home now?

Kisses & Snuggles,
Buddy Dawg

Thursday, June 10, 2010

An announcement and attack of the pollen

Hey! You! Ya, I'm takkin' to you!

First dis veree importunt messuj wut is dat All Hopped Up judg Timmy and Maxim haz annowns da winnurs!! Go chek it owt!
Fer today mom did wurked. Her do wurk from da desk 'puter heer at my hows sumtiym, and sumtiym her fly to all kind of plays wer littul dawg iz not allowd. Today wuz work at hows. You wud tink dat dis meen she getted to do lots more fun stuffs wif me but reely her sits at her desk and make phown call all day. Now dat I haz wut you kin call "Terror-sindrowm" I deesiyd I do needs more attenshuns. But I iz getting gud at tell wut tiym iz kwitting tiym too.

So now wen it getted clows to kwitting tiym for mom, me and my brudder do da danse for attenshun. (Mom call it terribul idea.) Da big dawg wud run to mom, putted nows in her fayc, den run to owtsiyd door and sed "Feedmefeedmefeedmefeedmefeedme". Den repeeted and repeeted.

Now I haz veree importunt rowl in dis danse wut is to sit by mom feet or on her lappy and spin in sircul and do whiney chipmonkey sownd and sed "I'm boooored. Mom. mom. mom. mom. I'm booooored. Mom. mom. mom." Den repeeted and repeeted.

As reeword for lerning dis new "terribul idea" wif my bruddur, she taked me owtsiyd to helped wif gardun stuff. Looking bak, dis wuz maybe punish me for da chipmoney sownds. I tink mebbe punish bekuz I wuz havin bestest tiym in da wurld smelling da new rowses. I wud sniffed, and sniffed, and sniffed...den...."KACHEW". Sniff. Sniff. KACHEW!!!

Look wut dem rowses did to my most beutiful nosespot.

Mom laff and sed I getted wud wuz comin' to me.

Kisses & Snuggles,
Buddy Dawg

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

It's all mom's fault.

FROM MOM:  You can blame me.  I suck at keeping up, even my sister yelled at me recently over Buddy's inactivity online.  I have many excuses, all of them good - none of them that you care about I am sure.  So, here we are again....where did we leave off? Oh ya, I let Buddy hype up a new trick and run a contest.  Then I thought to myself, how the hell do you teach a blind dog that you want him to jump straight up?  I mean, yes he's a terrier and terriers jump....but he hasn't jumped in years.  As in multiple. years.  Forget it, no way.  So I sat on my tush and said screw it, not even gonna try.  Then I disappeared off the face of the earth for a few months.  Whoops, sorry!

Until one day the most amazing thing happened.  Buddy got bored.  Those of us who own terrors. er. um terriers don't usually celebrate things like boredom - boredom usually comes at the cost of our brand new pair of expensive heels, or a couch leg, or maybe a couch.  Except when you have a dog who no longer wants to do anything.  The first time they are bored.  ZOMG priceless.  Anyway, here is Buddy - that's why you are here after all.

Hai der frends!  Well, da mom did getted da wormies in da lapdawg 'puter and it gotted broked - and her desk 'puter wud be a no dawg zown.  But I iz bak on lapdawg 'puter now cuz mom did fixed it. 

Wun day mom wuz watched her fayvorit show wut is Gray Unatowmee on da teevee.  Her din't do my triks for few days and her din't reely taked me owt to played in da grasses eethur.  So wun day I say "Enuf iz enuf".  So I did sitted on flowr and stayr at her.  How do blindy dawg stayr?  Liyk dis: 
Mom sed, "What's wrong?  You need outside? Outside? No?  Are you feeling ok?  GMan, I think he's sick!  Look how he is just sitting there looking at us. ...... Yes I know he can't look at us, he has no eyes!  But seriously, I think he's looking at us.  Kinda creepy!"

Her nevur getted wut I wuz sed so I getted closer and stayr hardest.  Liyk dis:

Mom sayd "Buddy, little dog, what's wrong?  Are you ok?  Is your tummy ok?  Let me see your paws - what is going on?"  Aftur her getted gud and worry I do ::playbow::wiggle::wag::wag::SNUFF::.   Mom said "Holy sh*!  I think he's saying he's bored!!!!"  So her gotted me nommies down and letted me do trayning wut maked my brayn growed strawnger, I wuz so happee I do wutever her wants me to lern.  Now mom knowed dat dis dupreshun is troolee all goned, and we do lotta stuffs liyk hunt in da gardun wif da big dawg and sniffed da wormies and helped mom pulled da weeds.  I evun gotted to go hiyk one day! 

Mom lerned her lessun and do not letted me get bored no mores.  Her thinked dat I jus do dem triks for her to be happee, and I wud rathur lay rownd lots liyk cat do.  I show her!  See wut I can do now?

[URL=http://tinypic.com/r/25kojmc/6]View My Video[/URL]
(This is mom...again....who can't figure out how to post a video.  So go here to see him do a new trick, it's worth it!!!) 

Original Video - More videos at TinyPic
Well, now dat you seed me do my amayzing jumps - iz tiym to annownsed my winnurs for dat All Hopped Up kontest, stay toon for da annownsement wut will be happun veree soon dis week.
Kisses and snuggles,
Buddy Dawg

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Training Session

Mom!!!  Do I smelled da treets?  YESSSSS!!!  Mmmmm me me me me!  Happy happy dawg!

Wayt jus wun mihnut, you wants me to WHAT?!  for da treet?  Jumped you say?  For da littul treet wut only last a mihnut?  PFFFFTTTT no way!  ::Growly Growly::, gimme da treets hyoman!

Ok wayt, mebbe don't putted dem away.  We kin komprimys?  No jumped for you, but I kin do grayt impursunashuns.....watch dis....I is germun shortlegged pointer dawg who pointed at da treets!

No?  Still nuffin?  Ok, mebbe dis....I is minachur wolf dawg who do howul at da treets!  AAAAOOOOOOO!!!
NO? Not gud enuf?  Laydee I iz not gunna jump.  Mite as well jus gimme dem treets wut is in yer hand.  I iz most stubern dawg and I refyoos.  Won't....chaynge...miynd....
Wayt!  Did I jus heer da big dawg eated some treet?  You gif dat big dawg treet?!  Hey big dawg - I wuz thinkin' we wuz teem!  You 'posed to gotted my bak!  Why you doin' dem triks for her?  Well, PFFFFT on you mistur!!!  FRENDS OFF!!

Mebbe I just runs away from heer- dis iz most unfayr just for da jumps.  I iz bliynd, dis is reezun I gets wutever I wants.  I turns my bak on all of yous.
One second passes.
Two seconds pass.
Three seconds pass.

Mom?  Hey mom!!  I do still loves you da mostest kay?  You kin putted da kamera away and cuddled me now? 

Kisses & Snuggles,
Buddy Dawg

Note from mom:  I did put the camera away and we did cuddle.  Alas, still no jumps.  You may think this story is slightly exaggerated for the blog.  I assure you, this is almost exactly how our training session occurred.  That is one damn stubborn little dog. 

Friday, April 16, 2010

Spring means gardening!

Today mom did not goed owt of town for her workstuffs wut she ushewally do, so we did goed owtsiyd and garduned.  Mom iz most amayzing wif wut her can growed.  She sed she wud liyked to only growed her lillees and her tewlips, but her is bettur den wut she reeliyz.  Her also do growed menee difurent kind of sniffy stuffs wut she call weeds.  My mom iz most amayzing wif da green thumb!

Her is most niycest person too, for her do go pik da niycest biggest weed and den her makes flower bohkay for da garbuj man.  She raps dem in niyc big black plahstik wud dem do not git brokened or stealed befor da garbuj man do getted dem.  I tink mebbe she do liyk garbuj man for she give him big prezunt liyk dat lots.  Wen her is mayked da weed bohkay I git to played wif her in da planted stuffs.  I plays Jorj of Jungel and hunts for da wormies.  Iz too early in spring tiym for wormies, but I iz eksersiyzing my sniffer so wen dem do come owt I kin be reddy.  Dis iz pikshur of grayt wormy hunt!!

And, I wud liyk to reeminded you all wun part, wut is...... Do not forgetted to stop and sniff da flowers!!
Kisses & Snuggles,
Buddy Dawg

Pee Ess:  Jump over to da kontest bloggy for "All Hopped Up" to meeted your newest judge!!! 

Thursday, April 8, 2010

It appears I have made lots of new friends!

Wow, I haz lotsa new frends since I did beeted da grayt depreshun.  Menny of dem do wonders why I iz a blindy dawg and ask my mom dat kweshtyun lots in da emayls.   I haz jenetik kondishun wut wuz called subblocksing lenzes (subbloxing lenses).  Dis do meen dat wut part of my eyespot wut did had job to maked da pikshures rite siyd up, dat part did braked loose of it leesh and run wildin my eyeballs.  It akt lots liyk big dawg and krash into walls and stuffs dat wud hurted me. Wuz most paynfull and not niyc, so da V.E.T. did fix me. 

I start dis blog cuz I wuz reely try to maked my meemaw feeled so bad cuz I was pitty-full dat she wud maked me "blind dawg" shirt.  I wud liyk to ware somefin liyk dis wen we go to playses for soshulizashun (liyk da studio or da PetSmart).  You cud called it muhnipulashun wut I try to do wif her, but since did not work - iz bettur if you ignores dat trayt in me. 

I never did getted my shirt wut say "blind dawg", and I iz littul sad abowt dat. Mom do think it wud help edjukayt peeple who want to just pick up coote littul dawg wifout propur introdukshiuns.  Maxim da big dawg sed mebbe we cud git a "Dog For The Blind" shirt and just ware it bakwurds.  Mom sed no.  /////partee pooper////

So, I haz been blindy for abowt 7 months now - but I wuz one-eyed wonder dawg befor dat too.  If you wants to reed da begin part of dis juhrney - you cud go here kay?  http://buddydawg.blogspot.com/2009/09/wow-i-is-so-tecknologikallee-advanced.html#comments

Kisses & Snuggles,
Buddy Dawg.

Pee Ess.  We haz 2 doggies All Hopped Up!  Go check 'em out!!  And soon we wud haf new judj telled you abowt theyself too - so stay tooned :)

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Introducing Judge #1

Hi! I doesn't haz much to sed today - seeing as how da mom did most awful trik to me. She letted me haf grayt kontest so mebbe I wud git mowtivashun to do jump trik. Den she wented and maked big dawg a judj for kontest. Now him won't shutted up 'bout how him is soooo machur and trustwurfy. Him hogged 'puter all nite reeserching wut jumping iz (him doesn't reely know how to do dis yet, dowberman dawg was made for cuddle not jump).

Him is introwduse himself on All Hopped Up kontest bloggy if you wanted to lern abowt how cool him iz, not at all reelly though. If him keeps dis up I mite haf to showed you pikshure of hims fayvorite blankut wut is girl blanket cuz it's pink. Jus' to maked shore him do not git too full of himselfs and stuff.

Okay, haf fun!

Kisses & Snuggles,
Buddy Dawg

Monday, April 5, 2010

All Hopped Up Contest - join us!

As you knowed, I is a terrier dawg. Us terrier dawgs is most faymus for da jump skills we haz. We jumps lots, for nommies, for to make hyomans laff, for to git skwirrils or some other yummy littul furry things, for being bored, more and more and more.

Since dis grayt depreshun I does not jumped no more. Some of it wud be cuz I doesn't see where my feets land at, some of it wud be cuz I din't want to haz any funstuffs. Now dat I iz done wif da grayt depreshun I iz a jump masheen!! If I smells da nommies wut mom gif us I git so eksiyted I jumps and jumps and flips and jumps.

Sownd grayt rite? WRONG! Mom sed now dat I iz do a trik myself she want to give it a word so dat I wud do it wen she wanted me to. I doesn't know why she takes all my funstuffs and makes dem work stuffs. Wen I asked her she sed it were to growed and eksersiyz my brainspot. I iz haf da hardest tiym mayking mom unnerstand dat I liyks lazee brainspot, and my hed is much too littul for more brain - all dis eksersiyz is shore to maked my hed explowd!!!! Until she gits it, i wud be happee to just jumped up for da treets and nommies all day, iz a gud trayd reely.

So, my grayt bloggy frends - I wud now inviyt you to haz kontest wif me! Dis is da "All Hopped Up" kontest. My gowl is to lerned to jump wif a word by end of kontest, and if you enters kontest you can be inspurashun for me too, kay?
Mom's Rools for All Hopped Up:

1) Post a picture of your pet's best jump skills on your blog (they can be naughty, sporty, silly, teamwork, anything you like. With enough entries we will split and have separate divisions). Our deadline for Buddy to learn his new trick, and for you to have your contest entries in is April 30. :)

2) Leave Buddy a comment on his blog saying you have a picture for the contest and link your blog, we will copy the picture and make sure everyone gets to see it.

3) Buddy will post the winners on his blog soon after the deadline, and hopefully reveal his jump on command via video too! Top prize is a donation to our favorite rescue Hearts United for Animals , we will be requesting funds be used for other blind dogs (unless the winner requests differently.) We will also send a small prize package to the winners house.
Ok, git jumpin frends!!!
Kisses & Snuggles,
Buddy Dawg

Saturday, April 3, 2010

The Great Depression

Sorry I iz been goned so much. I did had wut mom call "Da Grayt Duhpreshun". Wut wuz so grayt abowt it, I still doesn't knowed. After da vet taked my eye owt and my chiken pills (wut makes da littul dawg happy) wuz gone, den I desiyd dat being blind dawg wuz not gud idea. In fact, it kwite stunk. So i was sad and din't wanted to do dat much.

Mom say during dis Grayt Duhpreshun I doesn't haf to do my trayning and I kin just akklimayt to da new sichuashun. If you never heer word "akklimayt" before lemme tell you. Dis word meen dat you spend lots of tiym just doin' da fayvorit stuff wut you liyk to do, snuggle da hyomans, and most best thing....you doesn't haf to fiyt da stayr monster ever cuz da hyoman does carry you insted. It taked me a long long time (I swear I wuz not a fayker just for da free riyds), and mom did getted skared dat mebbe she make wrong choise to haf surjery - dat mebbe I wud never be happy dawg agin. She did gived herself lots of new gray hairs on akkownt of me and dis duhpreshun - we iz almost twins!

But den I proof her wrong! I iz very happy agin now, and I even try to play wif da big dawg! I did play bow and barkity-growlity liyk suppose to, but den he slap his feets down too. Dis wuz such big sownd dat it skare me lots and I changed my mind. I wud keep trying and mebbe next tiym we kin work it owt.

To selubrayt my new owtlook on liyf mom did getted new camara - so look for many pikshure storees as we lerned our new triks agin :)

Til next time

Kisses & Snuggles,
Buddy Dawg

Thursday, January 28, 2010

My Story in Six Words

To honor Lassie , her mom summed up her life in 6 beautiful words. I stole this idea from some internet friends and did it with my boys too!

Buddy: Love is blind. Can we cuddle?!

Maxim: You picked me? I picked YOU!!!
Now your turn! In the comments, tell me your furry friend's life story in 6 words. For extra fun, try to sum up Buddy too :)
The mom.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

(ALMOST) Wordless Wednesday

Mom is bak! Her went to Boysee for working and leaved me for won hole week - me and da big dawg and da Gman did haz boy only partee all da tiym, wuz grayt! But we iz glad her iz bak cuz she is all of us fayvorit.

Heer is my wurdless Wenzdae vidyo - iz my new trik! Mom sed dat I iz spose to telled you dat her knows to only say da trik wurd won tiym and not reepeet lots. Da ishu is dat sins I kant see my reeward wut iz nommies, or my reeward wut iz happee hyoman- dat I haz short attenshun span. So she keeps me fokus by talked lots and maked sure I 'members I haz a task to do. Her does not do dis wif big dawg who can look at her to fokus :) So, even tho we knowed dis is "wrong" trayning dawgy trik to reepeet kommands- we iz bended da rools an akowt of da blindees. Mebbe someday I wud not need dis for fokus-mebbe I wud need it for always. We wud see :)

(We hope dat next Wenzdae vidyo I kin do dis trik wifout box in my way, kross yer paws kay?!!)

Pee Ess: It seem dat I iz haved some trubel getting da vidyo to play. Heer is link to watch if you kan't see it on da bloggy!! http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=11j93s0&s=6

Kisses & Snuggles - Buddy Dawg

Sunday, January 10, 2010

More Chicken Pills

I haz da not such gud newz for my bloggy frends. Mom taked me bak to da V.E.T. See, my eyespot wuz hurted me and I did skratched it lots. Mom gived me tiym cuz she tinks mebbe I skratch cuz I wuz wunder where da eye did goed. But den my eyespot start to get swelled up liyk size of gobstoppur kandee and did getted pink cuhler, wich iz not flatturing cuhler for boy dawg, so she reeliyz dat der wuz more stuffs going on den a konfuze Buddy dawg. So, we go to da V.E.T.
She trik me and say we wuz goed to see my frends at da danse studio wer dem gives me lots of snuggles, but as soon as I did smelled wer we reely went wuz da V.E.T. I wuz not happee wif da trik. I did try to be da brayv dawg, evun wen dem did da hyomilyashun of taked da tempurachur. Den da V.E.T. wut is my fayvorit one did pushed on my eyespot and maked me cry, and open my mouf wide wich maked me skared, and push on my bellee and all kind of stuffs. (I must rekonsidur if him is my fayvorit after dis most unsatizfaktoree treetmunt.)
Him finally say dat I haz infekshun under da prahs-theeesiz wut is da marbull in my hed. So now I haz to taked da rim-ah-diyll wut taste liyk chikin pill so dat I doesn't skratch no mores, and I takes some ant-I-buy-awdiks for to kill da infekshun wut is in my hed. Now I iz spose to fiyt big battul wif da germiez. If I winz dis battul den I doesn't haz to haf more surjery. If I iz not strong enuf littul dawg for to win dis battul wif da miytee germiez den mebbe I haz to git nuther surjery wut wud taked my prahs-theeesiz away.
Den him telled mom dat I wuz gud wayt for littul dawg wut doeznt eksersiyz dat much and dat wayt wuz not my big konsern rite now, but I cud mebbe loos littul bit. I iz 6.8 pownd and wud loos few ownses for to be perfuct wayt. Kin you imagiyn him haz da gutts to do all dis meen stuffs to me den tell me to not eated so much, wen eated iz my fayvorit to do? I blame mom for dis cuz her did ask him bowt my wayt. Why do she ask abowt me be fat or skinny wen KLEERY we haz biggur stuffs wut we shud worry abowt. So, now her haz me on diyet. (Dis dawg is kleery be mistreeted in dis howse wif da mom and da Gman and da big dawg. Somebudy need to come save me from dis plays and maked mom gived me stayk and maked big dawg shared da gud beds and pleeze maked Gman give me gud siyd of hyoman bed. Kay thanx!)
I deesiyd mebbe we need to konsider nuther V.E.T. cuz dis won iz big theef. Furst him steeled all my rownd stuffs. But sometiym him iz niyc and gived me new round stuffs liyk dem marbulls dat is in my hed. Now him want to steel dem round stuffs wut he gived me as prezunt. Wut iz happen wen I doesn't haf no more rownd stuffs for him to steel!?! I shuddur to tink wut will be gone next tiym.
Well, dat iz enuf for me today. My chiken pills do maked me sleepy dawg, so I iz gonna go cuddel my blu blankee and pownder how to gits V.E.T. to be gud hyoman and not steeled so much.

Kisses & Snuggles - Buddy Dawg

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

I can teach tricks too!

Mom and Gman do taked so long to deciyd how to go abowt teeched me da new triks dat dis tiym I haz deciyd to teeched dem a new trik! Dis one is not silly trik dat is for amyoozemunt of da hyomans, nope! Dis trik does helped to maked me cumfortabul and feeled safe wen I jumped on big stuffs liyk cowch or hyoman bed.
But dis did gotted me to wondering. Why do da hyomans worked so hard to maked da little dawg and da big dawg lerned dis Engulish langwige, but dem does not try to lerned da Buddy Dawg langwige? If dem wud tried to lerned dat, I wud not haz to worked so hard!!
It did taked dem long tiym to lerned dis trik. Akshully, I feer dat mom wud not haf reelized she wuz suppoze to say majik word for me, but Gman did figyured owt wut I teeched dem and him explayn to her. Tank dem stuffies above dat Gman is heer to setted mom strayt!! Her did apoliyz for not unnerstand wut I wuz teeched her and gimmie lots of cuddul after tho, so dat wuz da bestest!
Awww, mom!! Iz ok! Now stop, you iz embarrass me in front of da bloggy reeders!
So heer is why I teeched dis trik, and not a reel gud for dawg trik liyk "Mom, drop the bacon." or "Gman, give me the good pillow". Well, cuz I iz littul dawg I haz to jump hi sometiym to get to my hyoman. Some of da jumping is so hi it is liyk 3 of me stakked in dawgy piyl! Wen da V.E.T. furst steeled my eyestuffs and putted prahs-theeesiz in dat spot insted-well, I wuz reel skared of da big jumps (don't tell da big dawg kay?). Lucky for dis littul dawg dat da hyomans haz da long arms to picked me up and I doesn't haz to do dis big jumping. But now dat I is akklimayted to da blindy stuffs da hyomans tell me I haz to me induhpendant. (Pfffft, I wud tink dat picked up is much gooder dan induhpendant. But wutevur, dem controls da kibbuls.)

Jumping is still da skeery skeery stuff to do. So I waits for mom or Gman to telled me iz safe. Dem din't knowed dat der wuz majik word so dem wud sayed all sorts of stuffs liyk "Go Buddy, Up Buddy, Buddy Jump, Buddy Come, Come Buddy, Buddy COME, Here Buddy....seriously Buddy it's one foot - jump already you little punk." Dem cud sayed it all day long and I wud sit liyk gud dawg and waited for dem to do da trik I wuz teeched dem. Dis trik iz to said "OK, Buddy!" As soon as dem sayed da trik word "OK" zooooom!!! up I go!!!


Now I haz to figyur owt wut dem next trik shud be. I haz narrow down da opshun to "Hyoman, karried me all da playces I wants to go" and "Hyoman, bring me da wormies wut I cud rolled in".

Well wud see how kwik dem lerns da next one!!

Kisses & Snuggles - Buddy Dawg

Monday, January 4, 2010

I am back...again, for real this time. :)

Sorry I haz been em-iy-ay! Dem holudayz keeped us so very bizee! And den mom did turned owldur (I maked promus not to telled you dat she did turned thurtee, so be bestest if you din't asked how oldur kay, my muzzul is seeled!) She had minur brakedowned, somefin abowt be so owld dat she haz to yuse rinkul kreem and wared da glassus.
I finully telled her "Mom, we iz owld. I taked it graysfully - but you iz not be gud sport. No one did taked your eyestuffs and maked you fiyt dem stayr monsturs, so git ovur it!!! PFFFFT"


So, now dat we had dis littul talk and she gotted ovur da oldies and da holudayz and da hanged ovurs I iz shore dat she wud letted me updayt my bloggy more often.
We did goed to lots of partee dis holuday seezun, even da big dawg got inviyted to Gigi's dis tiym. We gotted lots of prezunts from da fambily and da Santa Pawz. My fayvorit prezunt is da nommies, Maxim fayvorit iz da stuffy dat is sposeda be miyn. Him waz such gud dawg at da partees...until da end, den him did is faymus trik of steel da uder dawg bed. Him do not fitted on cuzin dawg bed tho, see?

WUT? Iz dis not miyn??!!

Do not worreee tho, I getted him bak and steeled his bed wen we goed home!!
Ha, taked dat big dawg!!

I haz most eksiyting news for you! I iz almost faymus liyk Lassie dawg!! My Meemaw is teechur and her telled her skewl abowt dis blindy dawg. Dis is skewl dat is inner-citee skewl wif trubled kids. Dis skewl did heer abowt wut gud dawg I iz, and how I haz overcommed lots of obstakul (well, da stayr monstur still wins but dat is a wurk in progressed). Dem did asked me to be gest speekur! Mom wud haz to tranzlayted for me of korse. So we iz gunna talked about how liyf is wut you maked of it, and also abowt puppee millz and how dem iz bad and can maked more dawgs liyk me or badder den me evun, so peepul shud reskew dawgs liyk big dawg. Mom haz nevur done dis publik tranzlayting for a littul dawg dat is pulik speekur. She sed we haz lots of reesurch to do so we do dis rite.
We iz sooper nervus but eksiyted too!! Dis wud be my furst tiym I talk to uder peepul abowt how to be da gud blindy dawg. Mom iz gunna teeched me to do wut she sed is "bow" for dis most speshul okazshun. Look for funnee vidyo of her wen she do teeched me, it takes long tiym to lerned da new triks for me-so we wud get lots of bloopur for dis blog kay? Don't telled her I sayed so, but I getted a feeling dat she do not reely knowed wut she is do wif me. Seemz liyk sometiym she maked it up as she goed alowng. But dat is okay wif me cuz it just meened more yummy treets!!!
Awww, mom. You iz try to be gud teecher, more treets pleeze?

Ok, dat iz enuf for me today. I wud see you tomorrow!!
Kisses & Snuggles-Buddy Dawg