Look Buddy, I found a worm for ya! Wait, it's a stick. Nevermind, MINE!!!
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Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Keep a Close Eye On the Rug
So mom wented to da dance studio yesterday and leaved me at home. I was tinkin dis was grayt idea until she showed me where I had to stayed at.
I used to had da whole howse to myself and cud goes anywere dat I want. I had dis speshul privuhlig cuz I is sooper gud dawg and never goes potty in da house. I had to worked lots of yers to earned dis privuhlig. Now dat I has only eye-spots and no eyes I has to goed in da hyomna bafroom when dey leaved. I doesn't go potty in da house still, and has no aksident - even when I was eating da chiken pills dat makes you dizzy, dunno why I is getting punish. Mom sed is for my own gud. ::growly:: ::growly:: I doesn't lyked dis new rool so I letted her knowed. I cried lots and made my skwiril sownds but she doesn't saved me so der I stayed. I was still gud dawg so I didn't pottied anywere - but I was tinkin to mebbe go on her new rug, just to prooved my poynt.
I has some exciting news stuffs too. I, Buddy Dawg da grayt whiyt huntr has defeeted da stair monster. He is still skary and somtymes gits me, but yesterday I winned! Mom wuz at works and Gman was home wif me. He leaved me in da office spot upstairs so dat he cud go in da kitchen. If you is dawg den you knowed dat da kitchen is where all da hyoman foods falls on da floors and you get reely gud nommies dat you won't git if you isn't rite under da feets.
I wud not let such a grayt oppertoonity passed me by. I comed down da stairs wifout even tinkin bout it. Gman sed my tekneek were flawdless, I did so gud. Sad thing, I still did not get hyoman nommies so my efforts was waysted. If dat is how dey is gonna play, I will just make sure dat mom carries me from now on. I was so sad dat i din't git da hyoman nommies dat I wented outside and eat da grasses insted. Dat was pretty gud too, wud be better if der was wormies.
Kisses and snuggles-Buddy Dawg
I used to had da whole howse to myself and cud goes anywere dat I want. I had dis speshul privuhlig cuz I is sooper gud dawg and never goes potty in da house. I had to worked lots of yers to earned dis privuhlig. Now dat I has only eye-spots and no eyes I has to goed in da hyomna bafroom when dey leaved. I doesn't go potty in da house still, and has no aksident - even when I was eating da chiken pills dat makes you dizzy, dunno why I is getting punish. Mom sed is for my own gud. ::growly:: ::growly:: I doesn't lyked dis new rool so I letted her knowed. I cried lots and made my skwiril sownds but she doesn't saved me so der I stayed. I was still gud dawg so I didn't pottied anywere - but I was tinkin to mebbe go on her new rug, just to prooved my poynt.
I has some exciting news stuffs too. I, Buddy Dawg da grayt whiyt huntr has defeeted da stair monster. He is still skary and somtymes gits me, but yesterday I winned! Mom wuz at works and Gman was home wif me. He leaved me in da office spot upstairs so dat he cud go in da kitchen. If you is dawg den you knowed dat da kitchen is where all da hyoman foods falls on da floors and you get reely gud nommies dat you won't git if you isn't rite under da feets.
I wud not let such a grayt oppertoonity passed me by. I comed down da stairs wifout even tinkin bout it. Gman sed my tekneek were flawdless, I did so gud. Sad thing, I still did not get hyoman nommies so my efforts was waysted. If dat is how dey is gonna play, I will just make sure dat mom carries me from now on. I was so sad dat i din't git da hyoman nommies dat I wented outside and eat da grasses insted. Dat was pretty gud too, wud be better if der was wormies.
Kisses and snuggles-Buddy Dawg
Monday, September 28, 2009
5 Little Things
Princess da beeeeutiful pitty girl tagged me in a game to play. She sed it is 5 Little Things That Make Me Happy. I din't play da game rite away cuz I wasn't feelin dat gud when she tagged me. But now I is feelin like da king agin, so I is redy to play. Da Big Dawg wus not tagged but cuz we is workin on da shayring thing - he is gonna played too.
Dis is list for
me:
1. I is soo happee when da gramma and grampa comes to visit. Dey gives me extra snuggles and hugs and is so fun.
2. My favorytist in da whole world is da blue blankee. I gets to takes it eberywere I goes and I doesn't has to shayr wif da big dawg if I doesn't wanna.
3. I loves to sniffs da yard. I is so happee if I can finds a wormy or spider to rolls on. Dat is doggee hevin!!
4. Mom sed no matters wut is important to stop and sniffs da flowers. Dis pikshure is wen I still had da eye, but eben wif no eyes I still luvs to sniff da flowers. Da ones dat leeve da yellow stuffs on yer nose is da best! Wen we goes campin' mom just letted me sniffs da flowers all da tyme and da big dawg goes swimmin. I gets da better deal.
5. Da big dawg and me both is thinking dat we is mostest happy when da cuzins come visit. We make dawgy piyl for nappy time and all get to cuddled!! (See, even in da dawgy piyl my blue blankee gets to come.)
Dis list is for Maxim:
1. Dis one we is shayring - him is same as me on #5.
2. Him has a favoryte and dat is snak time. If he gets treets for doin wut mom sed den he smiles big like dis one.
3. Him tinks dat fall is da best time of year cuz he gets to layed in da leeves and pee on lots of new things. He watches da whole neyborhud to make sure dat everyone has ekual oppertoonity to has pee in da yard. Mom doesn't be happy wif dis one, but is not about her.
4. Him is so happee when he gets to go to da hyking wif Gman. Dis is only for da big boys. I doesn't git to go and mom doesn't neether, so dey does big boy things. He comes home wif scratches sometymes but dat is ok he said, is totally worth it.
5. Him luvs storee tyme wif da cuzins. Dey reed him da buks and he lerns new stuffs. Dis was skary buk so he had to cuddle reel close.
Ok, now I is singin da song "Don't worry be happy" cuz dis list maded us both happy to rited it. I doesn't knowed dat many friends wif da bloggies, so I tags everyone who has not played dis game yet. Have funs!! We is gonna go outside now so I can find some wormies and da big dawg can pee on things.
Kisses and snuggles - Buddy Dawg
Dis is list for
me:1. I is soo happee when da gramma and grampa comes to visit. Dey gives me extra snuggles and hugs and is so fun.
2. My favorytist in da whole world is da blue blankee. I gets to takes it eberywere I goes and I doesn't has to shayr wif da big dawg if I doesn't wanna.
3. I loves to sniffs da yard. I is so happee if I can finds a wormy or spider to rolls on. Dat is doggee hevin!!
4. Mom sed no matters wut is important to stop and sniffs da flowers. Dis pikshure is wen I still had da eye, but eben wif no eyes I still luvs to sniff da flowers. Da ones dat leeve da yellow stuffs on yer nose is da best! Wen we goes campin' mom just letted me sniffs da flowers all da tyme and da big dawg goes swimmin. I gets da better deal.
5. Da big dawg and me both is thinking dat we is mostest happy when da cuzins come visit. We make dawgy piyl for nappy time and all get to cuddled!! (See, even in da dawgy piyl my blue blankee gets to come.)
Dis list is for Maxim:
1. Dis one we is shayring - him is same as me on #5.
2. Him has a favoryte and dat is snak time. If he gets treets for doin wut mom sed den he smiles big like dis one.
3. Him tinks dat fall is da best time of year cuz he gets to layed in da leeves and pee on lots of new things. He watches da whole neyborhud to make sure dat everyone has ekual oppertoonity to has pee in da yard. Mom doesn't be happy wif dis one, but is not about her.
4. Him is so happee when he gets to go to da hyking wif Gman. Dis is only for da big boys. I doesn't git to go and mom doesn't neether, so dey does big boy things. He comes home wif scratches sometymes but dat is ok he said, is totally worth it.
5. Him luvs storee tyme wif da cuzins. Dey reed him da buks and he lerns new stuffs. Dis was skary buk so he had to cuddle reel close.
Ok, now I is singin da song "Don't worry be happy" cuz dis list maded us both happy to rited it. I doesn't knowed dat many friends wif da bloggies, so I tags everyone who has not played dis game yet. Have funs!! We is gonna go outside now so I can find some wormies and da big dawg can pee on things.
Kisses and snuggles - Buddy Dawg
Friday, September 25, 2009
Waiting For The Energizer Bunny To Visit
Da Big Dawg sed boot camp is so exhawsting. Is so hard to be gud dawg and followed direkshiun all day long. Mom doesn't gived him rest from it. Mom sed he is doing gud tho and tryin reel hard to be lovey big brudder, and not a eatting me big brudder. Even Gman putted Maxim in da boot camp. I hopes I doesn't has to do da boot camps.
Today Gman had idea dat mebbe wif my smell like V.E.T. and surjery and den also havin da cone dat Maxim is confused if it is reely me or mebbe is new dawg dat lives here. Mebbe dat is why is not nice big dawg. So mom telled me "Buddy, I am going to take your cone off. You can stay that way as long as you don't scratch but the second you even THINK about your eye-spot it's goin' back on!". YAY!! I gots to taked it off!! I din't reelize but da cone was messin wif my direkshiun cuz I cud not tell where da smells and sound was comin from. Wifout da cone I din't play peeng pong dawg down da hallways no more, I knows exactly where to goes! I likes dis idea.
Maxim is still workin on da touch it trick. Tonight he done so gud wif da touch da book, so mom switched it up on hims. She ask him to touch .....da cone (echo "cone, cone cone"). He sed to her "What woman, are you NUTS? That's a cone! That thing is eeeeee-vil. Uh uh no way, crazy woman. Holy crap, that thing turns dogs into some wierd out-of-space evil creatures. Did you see what it did to little dawg??? Don't you realize when he has that thing on he is taken over by aliens? No way am I touching it. You can't make me. Nope. Nothing. Nadda. Not Goin' DoIt." Well, dey kind of like argued bit about it. As you can emajine mom won. Maxim touched it. He is still big dawg, not aylien dawg. And he got nommies, even after da argue. Mom sed he is gud dawg for touchin' cone dat is mine. I hope she still think he is gud dawg after I convince him to chewes it up so I doesn't has to putted it back on.
I gots to play wif new toy tonite! Mom gotted me a kong for seenyour dawgs. I is not seenyour dawg, I is only 8. But she sed dat is seenyour so I guess mebbe I is. Does dat meens I git fancy discount? Da hyomans dat is seenyour gets da fancy discount. Dat would be gud, cuz I is expensive dawg, Gman telled me so.
Dis kong is smells like chiken, and has treet stuck inside. Dunno why da treet stucked inside, what a terribul place! Wud be much better in my tummy. I tried reel hards to git treet in my tummy where it wud be safe - but only got little bit. Dis is a pretty cool toy. I is so happy dat mom gotted it for me. I can't plays long, cuz I doesn't have all da energee back yet, and da energizer bunny has not visited me yet. Mom sed is like Santa Claws - I is on da gud list and he wud come visit but has lots of gud dawgs to see so I must be pashient. She sed takes long time to charge dawg batteries. When I has recharged batteries I wud git dat treat out - is gonna be awesome! Ok, me and big dawg are gonna mebbe play now, if he is interested.
Kisses & snuggles - Buddy Dawg
ssshhhh....don't tell V.E.T. Cone is off!
Thursday, September 24, 2009
What's For Dinner?
Well, my brudder is having behavyorahl problems. Dat meens he is not beeing gud dawg. Mostly he don't likes me no more. I still likes him and wants to kiss and cuddle and sniffs - but when he sees me he goes ::growly:: ::growly:: ::snarl:: and he shows me his perly whiyt teefs. I doesn't see dem teefs cuz I doesn't has eyes, but mom sed he is showing me dem. I beliefs her, cuz I can smells his kibble breath. Mom is reely nervous bout him not liking me no mores, so he is in dawgy boot camp.
Boot camp meens dat da Big Dawg must goes enywhere mom goes, and does stuff like sit and lay down and show her da belly. All day he dos this stuff, he is not having gud time wif boot camps. Da only place he doesn't goes is kitchen, cuz big dawg is not 'llowed to go in dat one. Den mom sits on floor wif us and lets me go exploring cuz I is pretend like I am Gorj of Jungle and exploring wild places. Rite now exploring is my favoryte thing but only in da basement where no stair monsters lived at.
In his boot camp he is gonna lerned new tricks too, just like me! Today he started lerning to "Touch It". Dis trick makes no sense to me, cuz why wud Big Dawg touch wif his paw? He shud just sticks it in his mouf, and if it is nommy den eats it - if it is yucky den spits it out. But mom sed dis is what he must do, so she must knows more den me bout dis stuff.
If you has any ideas about dis boot camp and how to makes my brudder not wants to eets me, mom wud loves some ideas. I doesn't wanna be dinner for no Maxim dawg, I wants to be friends. So I wud loves some ideas for her too. Mom sed it is prolly part of my fault too, cuz now dat I is blinds I can't see him talking wif his body talking langwage. Mebbe him tries to tell me nice and I is ignoring him so he tells me notty way. But since I can't lerned to sees him - mom sed he has to lerned to be nice all da times, even if I ignores his body talk. Dat is gud dat he has to lerns more stuff, cuz I has my plate full thankyouverymuch.
Here is to hopin dat I blogs tomorrow and does not be Big Dawg dinner before dat!!
Kisses & Snuggles-Buddy Dawg
4 days til I is cone free!!
Boot camp meens dat da Big Dawg must goes enywhere mom goes, and does stuff like sit and lay down and show her da belly. All day he dos this stuff, he is not having gud time wif boot camps. Da only place he doesn't goes is kitchen, cuz big dawg is not 'llowed to go in dat one. Den mom sits on floor wif us and lets me go exploring cuz I is pretend like I am Gorj of Jungle and exploring wild places. Rite now exploring is my favoryte thing but only in da basement where no stair monsters lived at.
Mom, you really want me to do bootcamp? Can't I just eat him? Pleeeaaasseee!
In his boot camp he is gonna lerned new tricks too, just like me! Today he started lerning to "Touch It". Dis trick makes no sense to me, cuz why wud Big Dawg touch wif his paw? He shud just sticks it in his mouf, and if it is nommy den eats it - if it is yucky den spits it out. But mom sed dis is what he must do, so she must knows more den me bout dis stuff.
If you has any ideas about dis boot camp and how to makes my brudder not wants to eets me, mom wud loves some ideas. I doesn't wanna be dinner for no Maxim dawg, I wants to be friends. So I wud loves some ideas for her too. Mom sed it is prolly part of my fault too, cuz now dat I is blinds I can't see him talking wif his body talking langwage. Mebbe him tries to tell me nice and I is ignoring him so he tells me notty way. But since I can't lerned to sees him - mom sed he has to lerned to be nice all da times, even if I ignores his body talk. Dat is gud dat he has to lerns more stuff, cuz I has my plate full thankyouverymuch.
Here is to hopin dat I blogs tomorrow and does not be Big Dawg dinner before dat!!
Kisses & Snuggles-Buddy Dawg
4 days til I is cone free!!
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Busted!
I gotted to go to da dance studio agin yesterday. I loves da kids der but reely does hope dat mom doesn't maked me keep going to often. She sed I had to go cuz she was 'fraid I wud skratches my eye-spot and get an owie. She is rite, cuz it is itchin me like krazee.
At da studio I had a gud time for a while. Da kids do loved on me lots. One even telled me a story about how she has hyoman friend like me who has no eye-spots; and dat she lerned gud about how to do her house and all sorts of stuff, so I wud too. Mom thinks is sweet dat da little hyomans gets to lerned about disabilitees wif me der. But it is too tyring to be little dawg at studio, and I don't gets all my naps-so by da end of da nite sumwon has to be my baebysitter and carry me so i can naps. Can't be mom tho cuz she is dancing, and den I gets sad and squeeks little bit. I doesn't meen to squeeks, cuz I know quiet dawg is gud dawg. But sometimes dey sneek out when I is sad. Mom forgived me tho so dat is ok.
Well, da dredded day is here. I wuz ofishially busted at my "pretend to be to sad and do nufin but cuddle". Mom finally lerned dat I is not feeling so bad as she thinked so she made me started my training agin. It was not so bad cuz today we did fun stuffs dat I knows gud. We din't do nufin too hard cuz I still gets to takes it easy while I is on da chiken pills dat makes me dizzy. I did all my tricks gud except shake. I don't git why I shud shake when I can't sees da hand anyways. Can't you just petted me insted? So mom made me do dat one lots, cuz shake used to be my favorite. I finally had to tells her dat I can't see her stinkin hand. She can seed my paw tho, I say if she wants to shake- she can just grabs it for peets sake!!
We din't do too much cuz I still gets tired easy. When I gets too tired I lays down like sad dawg and shakes like leaf until mom sez ok she unnerstands and piks me up to putted me on blue blankie. I shud get patent on dis look, as I seem to get lots of gud stuffs wif it. I will call it "Eyes So Pittyful" cuz it started when I din't has no eyes, and I is lookin for pitty.
My favorite parts of having to do da tricks is dat when we is done we plays find it game. I loves find it game. Mom sed I cud put video of dis game for you to watch, she sed it is aful boring but I is just so proud of myself I had to shayr. But I agree, it is kind of boring, as I has to sniff lots before I find it. Mom sed it was rite in front of my face and I din't even no. Mebbe I shud exercize my sniffer too.
Dat is all for today.
Kisses & snuggles-Buddy Dawg
6 days til I is cone free!!
At da studio I had a gud time for a while. Da kids do loved on me lots. One even telled me a story about how she has hyoman friend like me who has no eye-spots; and dat she lerned gud about how to do her house and all sorts of stuff, so I wud too. Mom thinks is sweet dat da little hyomans gets to lerned about disabilitees wif me der. But it is too tyring to be little dawg at studio, and I don't gets all my naps-so by da end of da nite sumwon has to be my baebysitter and carry me so i can naps. Can't be mom tho cuz she is dancing, and den I gets sad and squeeks little bit. I doesn't meen to squeeks, cuz I know quiet dawg is gud dawg. But sometimes dey sneek out when I is sad. Mom forgived me tho so dat is ok.
Well, da dredded day is here. I wuz ofishially busted at my "pretend to be to sad and do nufin but cuddle". Mom finally lerned dat I is not feeling so bad as she thinked so she made me started my training agin. It was not so bad cuz today we did fun stuffs dat I knows gud. We din't do nufin too hard cuz I still gets to takes it easy while I is on da chiken pills dat makes me dizzy. I did all my tricks gud except shake. I don't git why I shud shake when I can't sees da hand anyways. Can't you just petted me insted? So mom made me do dat one lots, cuz shake used to be my favorite. I finally had to tells her dat I can't see her stinkin hand. She can seed my paw tho, I say if she wants to shake- she can just grabs it for peets sake!!
We din't do too much cuz I still gets tired easy. When I gets too tired I lays down like sad dawg and shakes like leaf until mom sez ok she unnerstands and piks me up to putted me on blue blankie. I shud get patent on dis look, as I seem to get lots of gud stuffs wif it. I will call it "Eyes So Pittyful" cuz it started when I din't has no eyes, and I is lookin for pitty.
My favorite parts of having to do da tricks is dat when we is done we plays find it game. I loves find it game. Mom sed I cud put video of dis game for you to watch, she sed it is aful boring but I is just so proud of myself I had to shayr. But I agree, it is kind of boring, as I has to sniff lots before I find it. Mom sed it was rite in front of my face and I din't even no. Mebbe I shud exercize my sniffer too.
Dat is all for today.
Kisses & snuggles-Buddy Dawg
6 days til I is cone free!!
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