I dunno, sniff is gud. I is gonna biyt it!
Mom did also getted us new treets. Dis is da new bones. Miyn is piggy skin wif duck skins wrapped arownd of it. Is not helthy treet, but wen you is sick den helthy is not so big deel as happy. 'Sides, be honest - does you eeted da chokolat for da helthy? How about wen you drinks da alkohols? See?! Happy trumped da helthy. At leest dis is wut mom keeped telling to herself wen she gived it to me.
ZOMG!!! Must shuv whole fayc insiyd dis rite now. Nom Nom Nom!!
Mom, cud I sleeped wif miyn tonite?
Kisses & Snuggles-Buddy Dawg